"Hello, do you have a moment to discuss the benefits of acupuncture?"

One moment, I'm busy at work while I eat my breakfast. (She stole dad's pop tart)

Taming her wild pony 🐎🐎🐎 is involving more time on the ground than originally thought.

Came in to start the day with Clara. Found her in bed wearing my old hat from the 90s taking care of her bear wrapped in a towel. What a goof

So what you're saying is don't stand in the bay window and run back and forth...

Apparently the banana and granola wasn't cooked to her liking. So she swapped her breakfast for fish while she cooked it up.

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